I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

(Source: sorbetshawty)

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

(Source: sorbetshawty)

fuckyeahloldemort:

i dont even use tumblr anymore

tumblr uses me

burntbypizza:

fabulous more like im fab, u less

undressedskeleton:

After mixing it all up and taking my first bite, this is confirmed by far the best salad I have whipped up in a long time! I have cut back on a lot of my salads lately. I am addicted to green smoothies and getting my vegetable fix that way. I need to start making more salads. It’s the perfect…

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

markgatiss:

the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away